Skip to content

Horizontology

  • About Horizontology
  • Contact
  • The Ten Suggestions

Hitting the Deck

There’s nothing quite as enjoyable as lying flat on your back on a sun-drenched wooden deck. Try it devoid of all clothing to feel directly the mild scorch of healing heat beneath your shoulders and back. You will notice which…

Ivan TullyJanuary 11, 2018January 11, 2018 Uncategorized No Comments
Hitting the DeckRead more

Horizontal Basics

In a nutshell: Lie down. Why? Because the act of lying down gives instant relief. Because lying down is a deliberate action. Because when you’re lying down, you’re looking up. Because it is the time, the place for mankind now…

Ivan TullyDecember 26, 2017 Uncategorized No Comments
Horizontal BasicsRead more
Little Demons
Little Demons

Little Demons

Unfortunately my friends, yes there are demons. All is not good. Some things are bad. Some things are down right ornery. And yes, there are angels. There are angels almost everywhere. If you can’t see them, you’re not looking. Maybe…

Ivan TullyNovember 28, 2017November 28, 2017 Cosmology, Psychology, Spirituality, Uncategorized No Comments
Little DemonsRead more
The War Against Free
The War Against Free

The War Against Free

Why is there always this hum of radio waves, distracting beats, talking heads, fluff television? Why this daily barrage of mediocre music and leering imagery, everywhere, all the time? I will tell you why. It’s because if you had a…

Ivan TullyMay 5, 2017May 26, 2017 Uncategorized No Comments
The War Against FreeRead more
Doctor’s Orders
Doctor’s Orders

Doctor’s Orders

Dr. Benjamin Church, a colleague and friend of Thomas Jefferson, was one of the most respected physicians of his time. He was also a Horizontologist! In preparation for the Corps of Discovery’s proposed 8000 mile round trip expedition to explore…

Ivan TullyNovember 27, 2016March 9, 2017 Physiology No Comments
Doctor’s OrdersRead more
Things Better Left Undone
Things Better Left Undone

Things Better Left Undone

So many things simply have to be done! …or do they? For example, why oil the creaking hinge of your backdoor? Why would you deprive yourself of a free burglar alarm system. Or suppose you have an untrustworthy spouse, God…

Ivan TullyOctober 22, 2016March 9, 2017 Uncategorized No Comments
Things Better Left UndoneRead more
Horizontal Self-Defense
Horizontal Self-Defense

Horizontal Self-Defense

The Horizontologist enjoys a distinct advantage over his Vertical opponent — he can’t be knocked down. He can’t be knocked down because he is already lying on the ground, happily situated, imbibing the subtle curvature of the Earth. I know…

Ivan TullyAugust 13, 2016September 19, 2016 Guidance No Comments
Horizontal Self-DefenseRead more
Close Your Eyes
Close Your Eyes

Close Your Eyes

“Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you.”      — Lennon/McCartney “You can close your eyes, it’s alright.”  — James Taylor   But it’s not always so easy to close your eyes in this day and age. Your eyes, for the most…

Ivan TullyJuly 29, 2016September 24, 2016 Guidance No Comments
Close Your EyesRead more
The Horizontal Accoutrements
The Horizontal Accoutrements

The Horizontal Accoutrements

Did I tell you it takes a certain effort to actually get comfortable? Seems ironic, doesn’t it? But, think about it… First, there’s the location to consider. Where can I go and be Horizontal without anyone bothering me?  Finding such…

Ivan TullyMarch 16, 2016September 18, 2016 Things No Comments
The Horizontal AccoutrementsRead more
Horizontal Culture
Horizontal Culture

Horizontal Culture

Did you know that Horizontologists come in all colours? Well, of course they do! We are not divided by race.  What separates us from those who live within Verticality is the same thing that separated the Native American from the…

Ivan TullyFebruary 16, 2016March 24, 2018 Politics, Uncategorized No Comments
Horizontal CultureRead more
  • « Previous

Recent Posts

  • Hitting the Deck
  • Horizontal Basics
  • Little Demons
  • The War Against Free
  • Doctor’s Orders

Recent Comments

  • Ivan Tully on Horizontal Things
  • Ivan Tully on Agenda-less-ness
  • Ivan Tully on Gravitational Equalarity
  • lumberpilot on The Man Lying Down
  • lumberpilot on The Man Lying Down

Categories

  • Cosmology
  • Ergonomics
  • Ethics
  • Evolution
  • Guidance
  • Nature
  • Philosophy
  • Physiology
  • Politics
  • Products
  • Psychology
  • Sexuality
  • Sociology
  • Spirituality
  • Terminology
  • Things
  • Uncategorized

Archive

  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • May 2017
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • November 2015
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • January 2014
  • October 2013
  • July 2013
  • February 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • September 2012
  • August 2012
  • July 2012
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • June 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
Copyright © 2023 Horizontology. Theme by Colorlib Powered by WordPress

Close