Yes, you can go on a horizontal date…it’s not what you’re thinking. You swing into a big box which is actually a bed with heavy posts and a canopy all made of wood and looking down on the king size…
Horizontal Things
There are certain things — what’s the word — accouterments, the standard issue items that are the personal effects of the initiate.  The one who adheres to a way of life, over time, exhibits the artifacts of the endeavor. The…
The Art of the Question
Why do you want to know? That is the question to ask yourself when you ask a question. It is the second question. How did the universe begin? Why do you want to know? When you ask yourself this second…
Sun Worship
Until quite recently, our sun has been revered as the source of our light, our warmth and our life. We marked the summer solstice when the sun shined on us the longest. We marked the winter solstice celebrating the sun’s…
The Seventh Day
According to the Bible, God created the heavens and the earth, the sea and everything in them in six days and on the seventh day, he rested. Being as there have been no new worlds created lately, I assume this…
The Way of the Dog
Do not disturb Diogenes was a Greek philosopher like no other. He lived in a barrel on the streets of Athens. He preached and lived a life of idleness in contrast to a life of striving for possessions and social…
Mindfulness
For those of you who are familiar with the teachings of the Buddha, mindfulness is number seven of the Noble Eight-Fold Path practiced with the view to end suffering. We horizontologists are not so sadly convinced that this earthly existence…
Gravitational Equalarity
How would you like to achieve gravitational equalarity with me? Sounds suggestive does it not? Here I will give an introduction to the horizontal concept of gravitational equalarity. As you know, the horizontologist seeks to increase the amount of time…
Verticality
“I am sooooo busy!” “Are you sure?” Verticality refers to that state which is not horizontal, when one is standing, waiting in line, running errands, attending functions. Sitting in chairs is also considered a type of verticality especially if a…
The Beautiful Animal
Ten thousand years ago, there were two species that thrived in vast and equal numbers across every continent (except Antarctica). Do you know which two species? I will tell you: Humans and lions. Think about it. Two highly successful animals,…