Dr. Benjamin Church, a colleague and friend of Thomas Jefferson, was one of the most respected physicians of his time. He was also a Horizontologist! In preparation for the Corps of Discovery’s proposed 8000 mile round trip expedition to explore…

Dr. Benjamin Church, a colleague and friend of Thomas Jefferson, was one of the most respected physicians of his time. He was also a Horizontologist! In preparation for the Corps of Discovery’s proposed 8000 mile round trip expedition to explore…
What are the things you consume each day? I don’t mean just what you eat, I mean to ask: What are the things you encounter, experience, process, include into your daily recipe for living in time and space? What do…
If you really want to become a horizontologist, you also will want to become a body builder. This does not mean going for the typical Mr. Universe physique but rather keeping the body strong and limber especially the lower back…
Did you know there is a sexual technique known as carezza in Italian? (How would I know that?) How does it work? Well, that’s the wrong question. No work involved… The man does not strive for ejaculation. The woman likewise…
We are all substances and we live by consuming other substances and these substances we ingest are either like ourselves (animals) or unlike ourselves (wine). Meanwhile, thousands of teeming substances are feeding on us. It’s a macabre balancing act when…
A certain cute little bluebird is a virtuoso when it comes to survival skills. She hunts small lizards and since her feet are too delicate to contain a wreathing reptile for very long, she has managed to learn (through evolution?)…
Until quite recently, our sun has been revered as the source of our light, our warmth and our life. We marked the summer solstice when the sun shined on us the longest. We marked the winter solstice celebrating the sun’s…
How would you like to achieve gravitational equalarity with me? Sounds suggestive does it not? Here I will give an introduction to the horizontal concept of gravitational equalarity. As you know, the horizontologist seeks to increase the amount of time…
The chair has a long, rich history. An unassuming piece of furniture, it appeared in the ancient world first as a throne. Upon it, pharaohs and tyrants sat elevated above the throng who sat on the egalitarian ground. The only…
Many of you are asking, “Why do we need to be horizontal? Wasn’t the whole point of human evolution to get us walking upright? Why are you telling us to lie down?” First, let me take you back those 2…