Did you know that Horizontologists come in all colours? Well, of course they do! We are not divided by race. What separates us from those who live within Verticality is the same thing that separated the Native American from the…
Horizontal Utopia
How cruelly we are pushed and prodded to labor and fight and die all in the name of some overlord with an agenda! I think now to imagine a world in which such monsters did not exist. No Roman Empire…
Don’t Do It
Now I will introduce a new concept about Horizontology. This concept is that of non-intervention. Leave it alone. Let it be. What shall we call this concept? It is the Concept of Non-Intervention. Did you ever get a splinter when…
The Busy Bees
Are people conspiring against you? Do bankers meet to discuss ways to collect more fees at faster rates? Have the leaders of the world made secret pacts known only to club members? Relax, you’re not as paranoid as you think…
Agenda-less-ness
Did you know there is a sexual technique known as carezza in Italian? (How would I know that?) How does it work? Well, that’s the wrong question. No work involved… The man does not strive for ejaculation. The woman likewise…
The Middle Way
We all seek advice, guidance at some time or other. What is the right path? And when we gather up the advice dispensed on humanity and lay it all out to see, what we find are paradoxes. “Look before you…
The Tyranny of Chairs
The chair has a long, rich history. An unassuming piece of furniture, it appeared in the ancient world first as a throne. Upon it, pharaohs and tyrants sat elevated above the throng who sat on the egalitarian ground. The only…