The scamp walks to the things that call his name, the sights and sounds and scents that have his number. He finds an easy way about the world through sand and snow he knows no worry and holds no creed…
Don’t Do It
Now I will introduce a new concept about Horizontology. This concept is that of non-intervention. Leave it alone. Let it be. What shall we call this concept? It is the Concept of Non-Intervention. Did you ever get a splinter when…
Body Building
If you really want to become a horizontologist, you also will want to become a body builder. This does not mean going for the typical Mr. Universe physique but rather keeping the body strong and limber especially the lower back…
The Horizontal Method
There is a madness to my method, any method really in the sense that methodology tends to expedite agenda and wouldn’t that be contrary to the horizontal way? But that doesn’t mean there is a method to my madness. It…
Mindfulness
For those of you who are familiar with the teachings of the Buddha, mindfulness is number seven of the Noble Eight-Fold Path practiced with the view to end suffering. We horizontologists are not so sadly convinced that this earthly existence…
Gravitational Equalarity
How would you like to achieve gravitational equalarity with me? Sounds suggestive does it not? Here I will give an introduction to the horizontal concept of gravitational equalarity. As you know, the horizontologist seeks to increase the amount of time…
Verticality
“I am sooooo busy!” “Are you sure?” Verticality refers to that state which is not horizontal, when one is standing, waiting in line, running errands, attending functions. Sitting in chairs is also considered a type of verticality especially if a…
The Tyranny of Chairs
The chair has a long, rich history. An unassuming piece of furniture, it appeared in the ancient world first as a throne. Upon it, pharaohs and tyrants sat elevated above the throng who sat on the egalitarian ground. The only…
Why Horizontal?
Many of you are asking, “Why do we need to be horizontal? Wasn’t the whole point of human evolution to get us walking upright? Why are you telling us to lie down?” First, let me take you back those 2…
The Deliberate Life
The horizontologist seeks life’s moments of deliberation when the mind reflects, considers and then decides upon an action. What is your intention? Are you living in a state of compulsion? Horizontology tries to decipher when we are acting from a…